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Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Ochocinco Goes Mike Tyson on us and Tattoos His Face
Dear Cincinnati,
Nothing is cooler then tattooing your face, how do I know, because I did it this evening. Now I didn't go all Mike Tyson and cover half my face, but I must say face tattooing will be the next big thing... mainly because I'm doing it.
And that whole thing about me and Carson being Brokeback Mountain... Wow that was gay. I have to admit that I had never seen the movie before and I don't think that is exactly what I meant, as a matter of fact I meant the opposite of what i said. But I have a tattoo on my face, I didn't see one of those in Brokeback Mountain, so think about that.
Now that I've had a night I think about it actually, I'd say we're more like Operation Dumbo Drop. Carson is the big elephant and I am the black guy trying to save him. Although in the movie, Danny Glover did an exceptional job as the black guy, but again, I have tattoos on my face, so I will undoubtedly be better.
Please follow me on twitter,
Love,
Ochocinco
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If people can't paste URL's in your comments, you'll get alot less comments. You just lost this reader.
ReplyDeleteJason, are you high, drunk and/or making out with your mom right now?
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure you can put URL's here.
How do I know?
Because I did it and then erased it. Why would I erase it, because Ochocinco said I had too.