|Mohamed Sanu's first football card most|
likely won't be in a Bengals uniform.
Long story short: when Roger Goodell hit the podium at Radio City Music Hall, he didn't have a notecard with Sanu's name on it, he had one with Kevin Zeitler's name.
Well, there's two reasons Sanu found the call believable:
Second lesson learned: If someone calls from a New Jersey area code saying they're with the Bengals, they're probably not with the Bengals.
(H/T to SI.com)
**Update** This story has a happy ending. The Bengals ended up drafting Sanu anyway in what we can only imagine was a really awkward phone call.