How Slow is Falcons Offensive Tackle Sam Baker: Watch the Video and Find Out

After you watch this video, you'll realize two things; someone drunker then Bob Huggins must have filmed it and Sam Baker doesn't actually eat children, he pukes on them.

At Matt Ryan's football camp last weekend, Baker stuck around and raced some kids afterward. Now of course he lets them win, but near the end, he puts his hands on his waste and makes the 'I'm going to puke on the next little bastard I see' face.