Saturday, October 31, 2009

Bengals-Eagles Tie Explained by Vanessa Minnillo's 2008 Halloween Costume

After 11 months of exhaustive research, INSIC has finally found the culprit for what many football experts have termed, 'The game that was more disturbing than a cleft lipped child.'

Our research takes us back to Halloween 2008 when Nick Lachey's girlfriend, Vanessa Minnillo, thought it would be cute if her and her fat ugly friend Donovan Mcnabb went out on the town dressed as NFL quarterbacks. Vanessa, being attractive and smart, decided to be Carson Palmer. The other retard decided to be Donovan McNabb.

Two weeks later, the Bengals would tie the Eagles in a game that was more torture than a botched execution.

Bengals fans, lets pray to Paul Brown that Vanessa and her friend aren't Carson Palmer and Ben Roethlisberger this year.

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