Twitter is obviously filled with thousands of people who exhibit extremely poor judgement (if you need any proof, just look at Spencer Pratt's profile, 863,679 are knowingly following him. In the world we want to live in someday, he would have three followers and he'd only be famous because he died in a panda bear attack at age seven).
So lets review.
Old uncool way to stalk: Facebook
New trendy way to stalk: Twitter
Please note accordingly.
Chad doesn't know it, but the segway above might be his only means of escape some day.